seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

Anonymous asked: Do you know what Homestuck is?

bewbin:

when u dont have a door 

tolerable-bear:

kato requested fingering uwu
hella gay
(sorry, i tried putting it behind a cut but it wasn’t working?? next time.)

tolerable-bear:

kato requested fingering uwu

hella gay

(sorry, i tried putting it behind a cut but it wasn’t working?? next time.)

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

does JJ have favorite words/phrases?
ball,dada and shoes - Danneel Ackles on JJ

tagged → #ackles #jj ackles
paigalynn95:

Look at them being too cute for words.

paigalynn95:

Look at them being too cute for words.

"

Long armpit hair, man hating lesbians

I’m sure you’ve heard the term by now

Feminists

or the joke that society makes “feminazi”

Maybe if I take this opportunity to explain you’ll understand too

I need feminism because a woman breastfeeding in public is obscene but you can buy a playboy at most 7-11s

So you’re telling me that breasts are only acceptable if there is money being made?

I need feminism because a woman is seen as dirty and contaminated after she’s been assualted

How about we look at the hands of the person doing this to her?

I need feminism because a woman is more likely to tell a man she has a boyfriend than to simply say she’s not interested

Why is it that a man will only leave you alone if he knows there is already a man in your life?

I need feminism because there are things on Facebook saying “If you have sex with a prostitute while she’s sleeping is that considered rape or robbery?”

Are you starting to see the problem?

I need feminism because the biggest argument is that “it’s not all men”

Do you see the fucking issue? The argument is no longer focused on sexual assault instead it’s becoming a hit on the male gender

I need feminism because I’m seen as weak because I bleed once a month

Yet did you know that the uterus expands to the size of a watermelon during childbirth?

I need feminism because last month I read a story about a convicted rapist getting custody of his daughter

Did I mention that the mother was the victim? How about the fact that she was fourteen years old?

I need feminism because the biggest insult you can call someone is a cunt yet that seems to be the only part of a woman that a man values

Are you starting to see the irony?

I need feminism because the biggest discussion about Hilary Clinton running for president is can a grandmother run the country?

Did you know that Mitt Romney has twenty two grandchildren?

I need feminism because a woman gets paid seventy seven cents to every dollar a man makes

With all that extra money maybe all those overpriced pads and tampons wouldn’t seem so unreasonable

I need feminism because I’m tired of having to carry a whistle, pepper spray, and brass knuckles on my keychain

Even with all that would it surprise you to know that I’m still petrified to walk alone at night?

What I fear on a daily basis is a man’s biggest fear in prison

See there’s this global problem that a woman is sexually assaulted every two minutes

Every woman is living on a schedule waiting for it to happen

I’ve had my turn and that’s why I write these words

I need feminism because I don’t want that woman to be you

"
— I’m about to scream (brokenboness)  (via brokenboness)
randomfandemonium:

Jim Beaver just made the Ice Bucket Challenge haters sit down and shutup
(Link From The Post)
Disclaimer: You will probably cry when you watch the video

randomfandemonium:

Jim Beaver just made the Ice Bucket Challenge haters sit down and shutup

(Link From The Post)

Disclaimer: You will probably cry when you watch the video

tagged → #jim beaver

MARK DID THE CHALLENGE TWO TIMES THIS ONE IS SO MUCH BETTER!!! *my heart can’t take this*

tagged → #mark sheppard

torik5:

parallelanprincess:

You aren’t a real college student until you cry like a bitch over an assignment

I’ve apparently been a college kid since 9th grade, then

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

HARRY POTTER SPELLS: a summary
tagged → #hp

mishallaneously:

"misha was nominated" we said 

"maybe he’ll call it a wet t shirt contest" we said

"i can’t wait to see his shirt wet and clinging to his body" we said

we were so naive

tagged → #misha collins

deansass:

I nominate Demon!Dean to do the ice bucket Challenge with Holy ice/water.

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.