casually reblogged this again
he tries so hard
i will never not reblog this
pACK IT UP GUYS THEY’RE ON TO US
Slippery dick is of least concern
teacher: maybe we should move the test?
TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.
[KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT AND SCREAMS SAM WINCHESTER DIDN’T DESERVE ANY OF THIS]
I think one of the best things about bastille is you can listen to their songs and dance or you can curl into a ball and cry over your existential crisis and that’s beautiful to me
i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns
parents: “u should be more active”
Things that need to stop being in kid shows.
"I can’t lose to a girl"
"I can’t believe I lost to a girl"
"you let a girl beat you"
If you keep showing these types of mindsets to kids they’re going to think they should think that way as well.
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you